Why don't crabs ever share their food? Because they are shellfish!

How do you know if a snail is angry? It leaves behind a slime trail of expletives!

Why did the squirrel join the gymnastics team? To improve his acorn-batics!

What do you call a grumpy rabbit? A bad hare day!

Why did the owl always carry a pencil? To draw conclusions!

What do you call a crab who loves to sing? A shell-ebrit

What do you call a deer who loves to paint? An artsy-fawnsy!

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jocko-trots!

What do you call a shark who loves to play piano? A fin-tastic musician!

Why did the turtle become a chef? He heard slow cooking was the best!

What do you call a lizard who loves to party? A lounge lizard!

Why did the zebra get a ticket? He was caught on a white stripe!

What do you call a bear who loves to watch movies? A cinna-bear!

Why did the kangaroo bring a pocket mirror to the party? To see if everyone was hopping!

Why did the rabbit cross the road multiple times? To prove it wasn't chicken!

Why did the cat join the breakdancing crew? He had some purr-fect moves!

Why was the sheep so good at basketball? He could really throw the wool!

Why did the pig join the band? He was a real oink-strumentalist!

What do you call a parrot that flew away? Polly-gone!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To be a little hatchet!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and a bad temper? A grrrrizzly bear!