What do you call a lion who loves to dance? A roar-chestra conductor

Why did the raccoon use a calculator? It had too many rac-coons

What do you call a bear who's really into fashion? A bear-drobe

Why did the cat bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw attention

What do you call a duck that loves to play piano? A quack-tician

Why did the kangaroo go to the hospital? It had a bad hop

What did the cat say when it was confused? Meow-where

What do you call a talking horse? A neigh sayer

How do you know when a bird is feeling sick? It starts to tweet

Why did the elephant eat the dictionary? It wanted to be well read

What do you call a rabbit who sings opera? A hip-hopera artist

What do you call a snake that's a great dancer? Boa con-dancer

Why did the lizard buy a boat? It wanted to sail on its tail

What do you call an owl that acts like a cat? A meow-owl

Why do bees hum? Because they don't remember the words

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs? A sweater

What do you call a bear without a bee sting? A honey bear

Why did the chicken go to the seance alone? Because it wanted to talk to the other side in private

Why was the frog happy? It had finally found its prince

How do you stop a dog from barking in the back yard? Put him in the front yard

Why didn't the lobster share its toys? Because it was too shellfish