What do you call a chatty parrot? A pro-peaker!

Why did the crab bring a spoon to the beach? It wanted to catch some sand dollars!

Why did the bunny go to the doctor? It had a bad case of hopatitis!

What do you call a dog who loves to play in the snow? A barkitect!

Why did the pig go to the casino? It heard they had a slot tournament!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a poodle? Cock-a-doodle-poodle!

What do you call a fish who wears a suit? A business pike-ecutive!

What do you call a bear who loves to ski? A pow-polar bear!

Why did the ant go to therapy? It had deep-seated issues!

What do you call a polite dog? A fur-tleman!

Why did the koala get a job at the bank? It had great eucalyptus credit!

What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley-cat!

Why did the owl go to the library? It wanted to check out some hoot-dvds!

Why don't octopuses play basketball? They already have too many arms!

What do you call a deer who can't find his glasses? A buck naked!

What do you call a group of partying raccoons? A trash bash!

Why did the squirrel bring a boombox to the park? To listen to nutty beats!

What do you call a dancing llama? A llamabada!

Why did the cow become an artist? It had a lot of moos-ings!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cheetah? A very fast delivery service!

Why did the turtle go to school? To become a shell-ebrity!