Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the office? She heard they had high goals.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the concert? She heard they were serving up beats.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Do not enter' sign? She walked in and got lost.
Why did the blonde bring a parachute to the picnic? She heard they were serving sky-high pies.
How did the blonde try to cool down the ocean? She brought a fan to the beach.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to reach the high notes.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was a foggy day? She brought a blow dryer to clear it up.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the park? She heard it was a 'stirring' place.
How did the blonde try to cook dinner? She used a flashlight instead of the stove.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the dance floor? She wanted to stir up some moves.
How did the blonde try to fix her broken clock? She glued the numbers back in place.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the concert? She wanted to measure the decibels.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the zoo? She heard they had 'high-jumping' animals.
How did the blonde try to weight her suitcase before a flight? She stepped on the scale with it in her hands.
Why did the blonde bring a toothbrush to the bar? She heard they served 'tooth-tingling' cocktails.
What did the blonde do when she found out she had a flat tire? She pumped it up with helium.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the park? She heard the swings were up high.
How did the blonde try to keep her ice cream cold? She put it in the oven at 400 degrees.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She grabbed a 'Slippery When Wet' sign.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She wanted to take notes on the night.
How did the blonde try to cool down her hot coffee? She added more hot water.