Why did the blonde wear a helmet while eating cereal? In case she got attacked by a spoon.

How did the blonde make a sandwich? She asked the TV chef to do it for her.

What do you call a blonde with a university degree? A rarity.

Why did the blonde get lost in the grocery store? She couldn't find the aisle with the blonde hair dye.

What do you call a blonde who colors her hair red? An experiment gone wrong.

Why did the blonde buy a solar-powered flashlight? She thought it would work at night.

Why did the blonde bring a coat hanger to the party? To hang up her coat… outside.

How do you keep a blonde at the door all day? Tell her the drinks are on the house.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her phone? She called it with the remote.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the pool party? She heard they had high spirits.

How did the blonde try to fix her broken clock? She brought in a time traveler to help.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the library? She heard they had a lot of 'bookmarks.'

What did the blonde do when she heard it was snowing? She brought a hairdryer to melt it.

How did the blonde try to fix her broken compass? She glued it to her car for directions.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the ball game? She heard they were serving up hits.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the pool? She heard they had high dives.

Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bakery? She wanted to measure the dough.

What did the blonde do when her computer froze? She made a blanket out of the cords.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the park? She heard they had high swings.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the airport? She heard there were a lot of 'take-offs.'

What did the blonde do when she heard it was raining cats and dogs? She brought a leash for the front yard.