Yo mama is so slow, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so dirty, even dirt goes to the shower after touching her.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless connection.

Yo mama so lazy, she dreams in buffering.