Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said 'I quit'.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless mouse.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama is so hairy, she braids her leg hair.

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't iron her clothes, she irons her bedsheet instead.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for action figures.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless phone.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a type of refund.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes garbage look clean.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she gave birth to you, she asked the doctor to deliver you directly to the couch.

Yo mama is so old, when she breastfed you, powdered milk was just milk.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace showed up.