Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless keyboard.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips off of curbs.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a type of refund.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says 'one at a time, please'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a custom recliner at the DMV.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a Happy Meal as a gourmet dinner.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her reflection won't look at her.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so old, she farts out dust.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to alphabetize M&M's.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-hour nap is a productive day.

Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford free samples.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said 'concentrate'.

Yo mama is so fat, she sweats gravy.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a brisk walk is a marathon.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a ketchup packet and calls it tomato soup.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies on a microscope slide.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history was still being written.