Yo mama is so tall, when God said 'Let there be light', he asked her to move out of the way first.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got in the shower, it turned into a jungle.

Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went bungee jumping, they had to use chains.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, she gets mistaken for Sasquatch.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless charger.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had hair.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the couch.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they charge her for a hedge trimming.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit Jesus.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes camping, bears hide their food.

Yo mama is so short, she does pull-ups on a stapler.

Yo mama is so short, she roller skates under the door.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sleeps standing up to save time lying down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it throws up.

Yo mama is so hairy, her armpit hair looks like dreadlocks.

Yo mama is so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so old, she was friends with the dinosaurs in high school.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies on a keychain.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a bar and thought it was a shot glass.