Yo mama is so dumb, she stared at a cup of coffee for hours because it said 'Hot Cup'.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks into a thrift store, they pay her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she married a pillow for a mattress.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a thought.

Yo mama is so old, she remembers when emojis were called punctuation.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes swimming, whales sing 'We Are Family'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she walks into a pet store, the owners think she escaped.

Yo mama is so rich, when she buys a new car, she just buys a new country instead.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, even the reflection runs away.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a worm as a jump rope.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she walks the dogs, they have to carry her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a job application.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes to the beach, the oil spills call her mother.

Yo mama is so slow, when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran inside and got a bowl.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard the price of a cup of coffee went up, she bought a teaspoon instead.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a hotel and asked for a 'wake up' water.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless internet connection.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at a mirror, it shattered in self-defense.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to hide behind the clock to avoid being late.