Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so loud, even her potato chips have to whisper.

Yo mama is so nasty, her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama is so smelly, people use her dirty socks as air fresheners.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for dinner.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to see how high the gas prices were.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own zip code.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't swat flies - she hires a hitman.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi pad.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids yell 'Kool-Aid'.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said 'Concentrate'.

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves an ice lolly around and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a flat tire, she called a mechanic to change her light bulb.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless network.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the bathroom, the toilet flushed itself.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a tripod with only one leg.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born you got carpet burn.