Yo mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick and cosmetics with a paint roller.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctor said, 'It's a Chewbacca!'

Yo mama is so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo mama is so lazy, instead of jogging, she logs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for LEGO sets.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the barbecue.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she's the only one that gets a tan.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the zoo, the animals throw her food.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she sets an alarm to wake up for her nap.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, she saw dinosaurs posing for her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a can of soda, she shook up a can of beans.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hide and seek, she finds Waldo in two seconds.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she plays Candy Crush, she buys extra lives to take a nap.

Yo mama is so lazy, she didn't give birth to you, you just fell out out of boredom.

Yo mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license photo.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the bank, they ask her to start a GoFundMe.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless microphone.

Yo mama is so rich, when she cries, she wipes her tears with hundred dollar bills.