Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over a wireless printer.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a nickel, she told me to wait for inflation.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the beach, she brings a remote control umbrella.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes swimming, Loch Ness Monster takes photos of her.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a towel as a bathrobe.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over a cordless phone with caller ID.

Yo mama is so old, she babysat for dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks past a hotdog stand, they give her a job application.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard there was a marathon, she signed up for Netflix.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a wooden ship.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the beach, the tide wouldn't even come in.

Yo mama is so old, she taught Shakespeare in elementary school.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a quarter, she gave me a paper IOU.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she gets a sunburn, she calls it 'tanning on the inside'.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives from the top bunk.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless extension cord.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, she brings her own seaweed.

Yo mama is so short, she can pole vault over an ant hill.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless coffee maker.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her to do the robot, she started calculating math problems.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a step ladder to reach the bottom shelf.