Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a cloud.

Yo mama is so short, when she does the limbo, she goes horizontally.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they ask her to sign a waiver.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the monkeys think she's the exhibit.

Yo mama is so tall, she plays hopscotch with helicopters.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger Prince before he became a King.

Yo mama is so ugly, when the Joker saw her, he said, 'Why so serious?'

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what's for lunch, she opened her purse and said 'Whatever I find'.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she has to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she takes the elevator, she presses the close button for exercise.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the salon, they need a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so short, she pole dances on a candy cane.

Yo mama is so tall, she can trip over a rainbow.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she walks, even GPS can't locate her.

Yo mama is so poor, when I rang the doorbell, she leaned out of the window and said 'Ding Dong'.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, her food comes back for another try.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a ticket to a sports game.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets on a scale, it reads 'lost contact'.

Yo mama is so short, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama is so tall, she needs a ladder to comb her hair.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays hide and seek, she goes missing.