Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, kids try to climb her.

Yo mama is so poor, I stepped on a cigarette in her house and she said 'Who turned off the heat?'

Yo mama is so ugly, even Medusa avoids eye contact with her.

Yo mama is so fat, she makes Sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, it's a deforestation project.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, she says 'Excuse my sleep'.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a stick and calls it WiFi.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she plays hide and seek, the demons hide.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I asked her to make me a sandwich, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama is so old, she dances the Twist and the country shakes.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't walk the dog, she sends it an Uber.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses Monopoly money as tissues.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a balanced diet is a burger in each hand.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was someone who changes quarters.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people mistake her for the sun.

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama is so hairy, she grooms like a bear.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sleeps in shifts.

Yo mama is so ugly, even zombies ran away from her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.