Yo mama's so hairy, when she gets a haircut, the barber charges for landscaping.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her for a snack, she put a saltine on layaway.

Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a road trip is just changing the TV channel.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so short, she breakdances under the car.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she wears a bikini, it looks like a fur coat.

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in black and white.

Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a spin class is a sit-down.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Slenderman runs from her.

Yo mama's so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so short, she breakdances under the coffee table.

Yo mama's so hairy, she uses her armpit hair as floss.

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is a vinyl record.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her for a snack, she gave me half a crouton and said 'Dinner is served'.

Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks Netflix and chill means taking a nap.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks.

Yo mama's so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so short, she breakdances under the dining table.

Yo mama's so hairy, she trims her mustache with a weed whacker.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her for a snack, she licked her lips and said 'Dinner bell'.