Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, people tried to put her in an exhibit.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, she gets mistaken for a monkey.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, art class was called cave drawings.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a penny, she said 'Which one, I've got a whole jar'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-story house is a double-decker bus.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says 'congrats on your cave painting'.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner, she handed me a paper plate and said 'Bon appetit'.

Yo mama's so lazy, she brings a spoon to a soup kitchen.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to alphabetize her grocery list.

Yo mama's so short, she does backflips under a limbo pole.

Yo mama's so hairy, she braids her leg hair.

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says 'one at a time'.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama's so lazy, she counts lifting the remote as exercise.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Scooby-Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund on a sofa.

Yo mama's so short, she practices the limbo under the coffee table.