Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit Noah.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, there was no history.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a marathon is a snack.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a toothpick.

Yo mama is so hairy, she needs a lawnmower to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs toilet paper to dry.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to swim, people mistake her for a buoy.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she takes a shower, she clogs the drain.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare was a classmate.

Yo mama is so lazy, her idea of a workout is changing the TV channel.

Yo mama is so short, she does somersaults under her bed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wears a bikini, it looks like she's wearing a fur coat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a green dress, people think she's a field.

Yo mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so lazy, she considers a yawn exercise.

Yo mama is so short, she dives into a Cheerio for a bath.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gives Bigfoot a complex.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses paper towels as toilet paper.

Yo mama is so lazy, she considers standing up a workout.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she stares at the sun, the sun goes blind.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.