Yo mama is so short, she models for trophies.

Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the salon and they thought she needed a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the beach and all the dolphins started singing 'We are family'.

Yo mama is so lazy, if she was a teacher, she would give zeros to her students without grading their papers.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to KFC, she licks other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so hairy, her armpits look like they have Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a job at the bakery, she only kneaded dough.

Yo mama is so short, she does chin-ups on the curb.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked to see her bank statement, she handed me a blank piece of paper.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the movies, she sits in the front row to cover the screen.

Yo mama is so lazy, she fell asleep standing up.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to shut down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by a bathroom, the toilet flushes itself.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise - she wears a Fitbit to count her naps.

Yo mama is so short, she arm wrestles with her feet.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't drive-thru, she parks and orders through the window.

Yo mama is so poor, burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by the toilet, even the poop flushes itself.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, the lifeguard yelled 'Shark!'.