Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they mistook her for a yeti.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a movie about airplanes was a sci-fi film.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn't have math class.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked out of a motorcycle because she tried to start it with a key.

Yo mama is so obese, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so short, when she went to see the Eiffel Tower, she asked if it was a keychain.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brings a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took her pet to the vet, they asked her to put it down.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a cheeseburger and calls it a royal feast.

Yo mama is so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies in panorama mode.

Yo mama is so slow, she got a speeding ticket for standing still.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a pigsty look clean.

Yo mama is so cheap, she steals packets of ketchup from fast food restaurants.

Yo mama is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's been mistaken for Cousin Itt.

Yo mama is so poor, she couldn't even play Monopoly because she couldn't afford the properties.

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the bathroom was, she said 'Pick a corner'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-week vacation only lasts 10 days.