Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even have a shadow.

Yo mama is so short, she can do pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the hair salon, they call for backup.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a bright yellow shirt, people mistake her for a school bus.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under the fridge.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the gorillas thought she was family.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless cord.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the hippos sing 'We are family'.

Yo mama is so old, she knew America when it was just a few colonies.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a flashlight was a workout device.

Yo mama is so short, when she tried to jump over the fence, she got stuck.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the whales sing 'We are family'.

Yo mama is so old, she used to be the first mate on Noah's ark.

Yo mama is so lazy, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the teacher taught history from firsthand experience.

Yo mama is so fat, when she gets on a scale, it breaks down and starts crying.

Yo mama is so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama is so poor, when she went to McDonald's, she had to put a 'bill me later' sign up.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she takes a bath, the water becomes hazardous waste.

Yo mama is so slow, when she walks in front of the TV, I miss three seasons.

Yo mama is so fat, she was mistaken for a parade float.