Yo mama is so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her legs.

Yo mama is so lazy, she considers doing a sit-up as a strenuous exercise.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless cord.

Yo mama is so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a black dress, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she was robbed, the thief had to call the police for her.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for change, she gave me a dollar and said 'It's been through a lot'.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a worm.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she wakes up, she hits the snooze button on her alarm clock.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless cable.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, there was no recess, just work time.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't need a ladder to get on a coin.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the pet store, they mistook her for a new breed.

Yo mama is so old, she knew George Washington when he was just a sapling.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a penny, she asked me 'Which one?'

Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a rake to eat her cereal.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people shout 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a nickel, she said 'Hold on, let me check under the couch cushions'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless cord.

Yo mama is so old, when they invented the wheel, she thought it was a fancy new footrest.