Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog in place, she jogs to nowhere.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gives Bigfoot a hug, he gets lost in her hair.

Yo mama is so old, when she saw a dinosaur, she said 'I remember you!'

Yo mama is so lazy, she sleeps with a sleep mask on both eyes.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to an antique store, they kept her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to feed her computer with chips.

Yo mama is so ugly, she had to get a permission slip signed to enter a haunted house.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes swimming, she uses a hot tub as a pool.

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless modem.

Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama is so ugly, at the strip club, people pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama is so short, she does cartwheels under the door.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize her remote control.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to get waxed, they had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a library card.

Yo mama is so hairy, she brushes her teeth with a hairbrush.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played hide and seek, they found her in the dryer.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection said 'I quit'.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with ants.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even answer rhetorical questions.