Yo mama so lazy, she went to a drive-in movie and brought a car battery.

Yo mama so cheap, she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama so clumsy, she trips over her own shoelaces when she's barefoot.

Yo mama so old, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so hairy, even Bigfoot takes notes.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the bank, they gave her a toaster as a loan.

Yo mama so short, she couldn't ride in a limo, she had to call a cabo.

Yo mama so old, she preordered the Bible.

Yo mama so lazy, she's got a remote control for the remote control.

Yo mama so cheap, even robbers feel sorry for her.

Yo mama so old, she's got hieroglyphics in her yearbook.

Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.

Yo mama so short, she donates Barbie clothes to charity.

Yo mama so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, the teacher wrote on stone tablets.

Yo mama so lazy, when she falls asleep, even her dreams need a nap.

Yo mama so short, she rollerblades under the door.

Yo mama so cheap, she buys expired lottery tickets on sale.

Yo mama so clumsy, she got fired from the Salvation Army for breaking donated items.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was an ATM.

Yo mama so poor, her bank account balance is a negative number.