Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a corded phone.

Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot's cousin.

Yo mama so cheap, she takes a raincheck to the dollar store.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a back pocket refund.

Yo mama so old, she knew Ronald McDonald when he was just a regular clown.

Yo mama so short, she drives a Hot Wheels car.

Yo mama so hairy, she stars in Pantene commercials.

Yo mama so cheap, she uses coupons for free samples.

Yo mama so lazy, she downloaded a treadmill app.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a virtual reality headset.

Yo mama so short, she poses for Barbie dolls.

Yo mama so hairy, she had a trim appointment with Chewbacca.

Yo mama so cheap, she collects rainwater to save on the water bill.

Yo mama so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.

Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama so short, she models for Lego sets.

Yo mama so hairy, she won the 'Hairiest Back' competition.

Yo mama so lazy, she wears a Fitbit to track her naps.

Yo mama so clumsy, she fell off the bottom of the family tree.

Yo mama so short, she plays handball at the curb.