Yo mama is so ugly, the boogeyman checks under his bed for her.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, her bellybutton comes unbuttoned.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, bears throw her peanuts.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't water her plants, she sings to them until they cry.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to Disneyland, she can ride the rides for free.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.

Yo mama is so dirty, she made a 'clean' phone call and got an ear infection.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took a bath, the water looked like spaghetti sauce.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stares at a cup of orange juice because it says 'concentrate'.

Yo mama is so fat, she made a homestyle donut by biting a hole in a tire.

Yo mama is so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt - and she said 'Who turned off the heater?'

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles cost more than her cake.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do the Hokey Pokey because she's already turned around.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played the piano, it was a comedy.

Yo mama is so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and got a bowl.

Yo mama is so mean, she uses a scythe to pick her teeth.

Yo mama is so slow, she tripped over a wireless mouse.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked her for a penny for my thoughts, she gave me a used one.