Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burn.

Yo mama is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so old, she knew the Flintstones when they were just pebbles.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase the sunset, she waits for it to come to her.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets in the car, it turns into a convertible.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she breastfeeds, her baby needs a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so old, she planted the first tree at the garden of Eden.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she'd be dessert.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a seven-course meal is a bowl of soup.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips on a rice cracker.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her out for a walk.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in the school band, they played Jingle Bells at her graduation.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like she's wearing a sweater even in the summer.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to a cooking class and burnt the salad.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she runs out of breath just talking on the phone.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes up more pixels than an HD TV.

Yo mama is so hairy, her shadow looks like Chewbacca.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a spoon to use with her smartphone.

Yo mama is so poor, she opens a savings account just to see her balance go up.