Yo mama is so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.

Yo mama is so dirty, her laundry basket counts as a nature reserve.

Yo mama is so short, she limboed under the door and hit her head on the floor.

Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so hairy, even Bigfoot took one look and said 'Damn!'.

Yo mama is so stupid, when someone said drinks were on the house, she went looking for the ladder.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats the buffet before it's even set up.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, they thought she was a sea monster.

Yo mama is so short, when she tried to high-five Jesus, he left her hanging.

Yo mama is so dirty, the roaches wrote her a thank you note.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought navel oranges were belly buttons for giants.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wrote a letter to Netflix, asking for a summary of the movie.

Yo mama is so old, she uses a flip phone to scroll through Instagram.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper thought she escaped from the primate exhibit.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tries to drown a fish by drinking the fishbowl water.

Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she turns sideways, she disappears.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time DJ at a funeral home.

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a yellow raincoat, she looks like a banana.