Yo mama is so hairy, she stars in a National Geographic documentary.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stares at a cup of orange juice because it said 'Concentrate.'

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they give her the 'family' discount.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses mud masks to clean her face.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, everyone thinks Chewbacca is on vacation.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time waitress at a one-minute diner.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a family-sized bag of potato chips and calls it a party.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to chase after the ice cream truck on a bicycle.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, she sees a sign that says 'Don't feed the humans.'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wore a fur coat, people thought she had turned into Bigfoot.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog; she sits on the porch and watches the trees run by.

Yo mama is so small, she made a LEGO set with one brick.

Yo mama is so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window, the police arrested her for mooning.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses Febreze as perfume.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her shadow runs away from her.

Yo mama is so dirty, when the roach crawls across the floor, it carries a can of disinfectant.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves off the ice cream truck.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a tax refund.

Yo mama is so dirty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama is so shy, I asked her for her number and she said Monday.