Yo mama is so old, she knew McDonald's before it was a farm.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a beauty contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama is so poor, her TV only has two channels: On and Off.

Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookiee.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks the treadmill is a ride at Disney World.

Yo mama is so old, she babysat Yoda.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the doormat.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama is so mean, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she takes up the whole shore.

Yo mama is so old, she knew the Beatles before they were bugs.

Yo mama is so short, she models for Oompa Loompa clothing.

Yo mama is so lazy, she gets tired watching the microwave count down.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo mama is so poor, she puts hot sauce on ice cubes and calls it a meal.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she gets in the shower, the water runs away screaming.

Yo mama is so mean, when she walks into a room, even mice run and hide.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish in a water bottle.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went into the bank, they turned off the security cameras.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't diet, she hires someone to do it for her.