Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it reflects on her phone screen.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a knife to a gunfight.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a position in chess.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the teachers took recess with her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a horror movie, she applied for a role as the monster.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a financial planner.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the bears asked for her autograph.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama is so short, she plays hopscotch on the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, the dust sets off the smoke alarms.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a beauty contest, Judas betrayed her instead.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the teachers asked her for advice.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a bikini, Greenpeace showed up.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people shouted 'Hey, the school bus is here!'.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell 'Free Willy!'.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Shrek said 'Damn, that's ugly!'.

Yo mama is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she sparkles.

Yo mama is so old, on her birthday, they do a moment of silence.

Yo mama is so poor, when she brought a penny to the bank, they asked her to start an account.