Yo mama is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so short, she models for Christmas tree toppers.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, the methane levels spike worldwide.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a security check at the airport.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her own shoelaces.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, the lifeguards call animal control.

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a ladder to a bar to meet high society.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a shadow.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she bungee jumps, she brings a comb with her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a cup of coffee for two hours because it said 'Hot Coffee'.

Yo mama is so stupid, she studied for a drug test and failed.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the lions invite her to join their pride.

Yo mama is so old, she taught cavemen how to make fire.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it says 'File Not Found'.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a pencil to the SAT test.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a crack in a mirror.

Yo mama is so short, she does flips on a postage stamp.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she glistens with apathy.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears a VCR for a Fitbit.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under a doormat.