Yo mama is so forgetful, she asked Siri for directions to the kitchen in her own house.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a garbage truck look clean.

Yo mama is so boring, she puts people to sleep faster than a lullaby.

Yo mama is so cheap, she buys expired food and calls it vintage cuisine.

Yo mama's so weak, when she tried to lift her spirits, she pulled a muscle.

Yo mama is so messy, when she makes a sandwich, it looks like a crime scene.

Yo mama is so old-fashioned, when she heard about Tinder, she tried to light a fire.

Yo mama is so broke, when she heard the lottery was worth millions, she asked for change.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase waterfalls; she sticks to the rivers and lakes that she's used to.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama is so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stood on the scale, it said 'to be continued'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she decided to learn how to swim and quit after three strokes.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she gets her workout by swiping left.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a baseball bat and calls it a 'swat team'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless leash.

Yo mama is so weak, she couldn't even carry a tune.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a day off work because she thought it was moving too fast.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she bumped into a wall and said 'Sorry'.

Yo mama is so weak, she can't even carry a conversation.