Yo mama is so short, she does backflips off the curb.

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like Cousin It from the Addams Family.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she applied for a job, they said, 'Sorry, we don't hire monsters'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she once got stuck in a revolving door.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so thirsty, she goes to the ocean with a spoon.

Yo mama is so greasy, even the oil spill avoided her.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she braid her armpit hair, she got a beaded curtain.

Yo mama is so bald, when she takes a shower, she gets brainwashed.

Yo mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a remote control for her remote control.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she has to bring her own chair.

Yo mama is so dirty, flies are attracted to her shadow.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you were born with a fur coat.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the zoo, she throws rocks at the stuffed animals.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she falls UP the stairs.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for the neighbors to make extra money.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the beach, she brought a portable fan to feel the breeze.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to chase after the ice cream truck, it was delivering the winter menu.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, lunch was called 'Brunch with the dinosaurs'.