Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they said they don't do taxidermy.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she jumps, she gets stuck in mid-air.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for McDonald's applications.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies on a postage stamp.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she danced the robot, NASA thought they detected seismic activity.

Yo mama is so lazy, she invented a remote control for the remote control.

Yo mama is so short, when she went on a date, she barely had time to blink.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays hopscotch, she brings down property values.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes to the museum, she points out the fossils she recognizes.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, they pay her in nap time.

Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a personalized armchair groove on the couch.

Yo mama is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under the door frame.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even the Borg would assimilate her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she is a part-time ghostwriter for haunted houses.

Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama is so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes on a scavenger hunt, she wins hide and seek.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around an ice cube and calls it a snow cone.