Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the zoo, they offered her a job as a cage.

Yo mama is so lazy, on her job application, she listed 'sleeping' as a skill.

Yo mama is so old, she's mentioned in the Bible as one of the plagues.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she sits at all the tables.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she takes an elevator to go to the elevator.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played Mortal Kombat, she button-mashed herself out the window.

Yo mama is so old, she rode on the back of a dinosaur to school.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, they take her to the primate exhibit.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a fast-food restaurant, she orders delivery.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she broke her own shadow.

Yo mama is so old, she breastfed Moses.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a tax refund.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale, it tells her to break into smaller groups.

Yo mama is so lazy, she would rather starve than pick up the phone.

Yo mama is so short, she crawls under doors to get to the other side.

Yo mama is so old, she knew the Dead Sea when it was just getting sick.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the hairdresser, they charged her double.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't climb stairs, she sends the elevator up for exercise.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves a fork out the window and calls it radio.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays baseball, she accidentally hits every player.