Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to a restaurant and got a concussion from the 'duck' sauce.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, they put her behind glass.

Yo mama is so short, you can see her legs on her driver's license photo.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches TV on her phone even when the remote is next to her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the mirror, it says 'file not found'.

Yo mama is so poor, when burglars broke into her house, they left money on the table.

Yo mama is so messy, her house looks like a tornado hit a thrift store.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so small, she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama is so loud, she can hear sign language.

Yo mama is so slow, snails leave her in their dust.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a dumpster look clean.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was change for a hundred dollar bill.

Yo mama is so fat, she broke the family tree.

Yo mama is so flat, the wall gave her a high-five.

Yo mama is so weak, she can't even raise her voice.

Yo mama is so tall, when she stands on the scale, her weight says 'To be continued...'

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a restaurant and ordered delivery.

Yo mama is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look at her and speed up.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she played basketball, people thought Chewbacca was on the court.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played Minecraft, she dug straight down.