Yo mama is so cheap, she brings a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the drive-in, she brings a mirror.

Yo mama is so cheap, she uses her food stamps as bookmarks.

Yo mama is so old, she thinks a smartphone is a rotary phone.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard about free samples, she got in line twice.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the doctor, they told her it was time for a haircut.

Yo mama is so cheap, she cuts her toilet paper into squares to make it last longer.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on mirrors.

Yo mama is so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to follow the yellow brick road, she got lost.

Yo mama is so hairy, if she went to a petting zoo, the animals would try to groom her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked for diet water.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a shopping cart as a walker.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, even Edward Scissorhands was scared.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a pencil.

Yo mama is so old, her birthstone is glowing magma.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings a spoon to a buffet.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought an alarm clock was a workout machine.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to school, history was called future events.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the apes thought she was their long-lost cousin.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a napkin.