Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't catch a cold if she tried.

Yo mama is so greasy, her blood type is Crisco.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time ghost.

Yo mama is so dumb, she returned a puzzle because it was missing a piece.

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to a dentist to repair her Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time ninja.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got in a hair salon, they thought she was the new employee.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, everyone thought she was part of the exhibit.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays hopscotch, she lands on every square.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she heard it was chili outside, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama is so hairy, when Bigfoot saw her, he said, 'Mom, is that you?'

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the beach, the tide went out in respect.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I asked her to play hide and seek, she went to hide in the sun.

Yo mama is so old, she walked into a church and the priest said, 'No more autographs.'

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she looks at a map, she trips over the border.

Yo mama is so short, when she falls off the curb, she lands on her feet.

Yo mama is so hairy, people mistake her for Chewbacca's sister.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she gets the group discount.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare was a contemporary author.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a Stop sign because it said 'Freeze'.

Yo mama is so short, she can do backflips under the door.