Yo mama is so broke, she hangs out at the dollar store to meet rich people.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought your birthday was tomorrow... yesterday.

Yo mama is so plain, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the beauty parlor, they closed for the day.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless vacuum.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

Yo mama is so poor, at Christmas, she hangs up Monopoly money as decorations.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.

Yo mama is so weak, she couldn't punch her way out of a paper bag.

Yo mama is so cheap, she rented a one-bedroom apartment and moved in with a family of four.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to apologize, the snail beat her to it.

Yo mama is so tall, she plays hopscotch on construction paper.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wore a bikini, Bigfoot got jealous.

Yo mama is so cheap, she bends over to pick up a penny and sings 'We Are The Champions'.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she slipped on a banana peel, she glided into next week.

Yo mama is so short, you can see her feet in her baby pictures.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she fell asleep at work, her boss gave her a raise.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sits around all day waiting for the right time to go to bed.

Yo mama is so unorganized, she thought a filing cabinet was something you put fish in.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she put her phone in the fridge and the milk on the charger.