Yo mama is so poor, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes her hair, the bathwater turns into soup.

Yo mama is so lazy, she takes the long route to a shortcut.

Yo mama is so hairy, she starred in a L'Oréal commercial with Bigfoot.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a psychic to see how many steps she needs to take to reach her bed.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside, she went to get a bowl.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell out of a rocking chair.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Grand Canyon as a bathroom scale.

Yo mama is so short, she ice skates on an ice cube.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she power naps.

Yo mama is so hairy, Sasquatch took a picture of her.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up on soap.

Yo mama is so dirty, even a mop is scared to clean her.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they had to charge her for two haircuts.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell off a cliff and missed the ground.

Yo mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, the bridge jumps too.

Yo mama is so short, she can do back flips under the bed.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't go to a job, she sends it a text.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a personalized treadmill with a couch attached.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a Halloween pumpkin cry.

Yo mama is so weak, she can't even handle a compliment.