Yo mama is so short, when she skydives, she lands on a Lego.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she made an Instagram account, it got flagged for inappropriate content.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies on top of cupcakes.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes her hands, the water comes out black.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even chase her dreams.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a paper shredder in her email to 'delete' a message.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell up the stairs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, they give her an 'exit' row.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a ladder to reach the ground.

Yo mama is so lazy, she called 911 because she needed a glass of water.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a keychain as a hula hoop.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a lollipop and calls it a fan.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she takes a shower, the water turns to mud.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she played hide and seek, nobody bothered to look for her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund on a ticket.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played Twister, she spun the board on herself.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a scarecrow quit its job.

Yo mama is so old, she babysat Cleopatra.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses mud as hand sanitizer.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to sleep, she sets an alarm to wake up.

Yo mama is so short, when she poses for trophies, they call her mini-me.