Yo mama is so short, when she played hide and seek, she found Waldo.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for water, she said, 'Just look at the clouds.'

Yo mama is so hairy, that when she shaves her legs, the razor refills itself.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she brings a ladder to a bar fight.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they tried to put her in the gorilla exhibit.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says, 'Stay over there!'

Yo mama is so short, she skateboarded under a caterpillar.

Yo mama is so poor, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got a trim and now Bigfoot is jealous.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a dial-up security check.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she drops her phone on FaceTime.

Yo mama is so short, she goes rock climbing on pebbles.

Yo mama is so dirty, she washes her feet with rainwater.

Yo mama is so stupid, she takes selfies with a calculator.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she breaks dance floors.

Yo mama is so old, she babysat for Jesus.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she throws boomerangs, they refuse to come back.

Yo mama is so old, she was there to witness the Big Bang.

Yo mama is so poor, she chases the ice cream truck and asks for a rain check.

Yo mama is so dirty, she took a bath in the river and turned it into mud.