Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a yarmulke, she looks like a roll-on deodorant.

Yo mama is so bald, I can see what's on her mind.

Yo mama is so hairy, even her shadow has a beard.

Yo mama is so hairy, she shaves her legs with a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to her prom, she took a dinosaur as her date.

Yo mama is so short, she makes cookies in a gingerbread house.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.

Yo mama is so lazy, even her shadow refuses to follow her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the animals refused to be in the same exhibit.

Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so short, she can do push-ups under the bedroom door.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to McDonald's, she orders from the drive-thru parking lot.

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mama is so old, her energy drink is Ensure.

Yo mama is so lazy, even her shadow takes naps.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over wireless internet.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for a Wookie at Comic-Con.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she yawns, even a sloth says 'speed it up'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't even win a game of Twister by herself.

Yo mama is so short, she can stunt double for a garden gnome.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.