Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't just sit on the couch, she owns stock in it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the drive-thru, she orders delivery.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so ugly, her dentist offers a group discount.

Yo mama is so poor, burglars break in and steal her Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell out of bed and landed on 'snooze'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's convinced that exercise equipment is just another term for 'dust collector'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a piggy bank is a workout routine.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Smurfs look tall.

Yo mama is so lazy, she only goes to the drive-thru when getting gas.

Yo mama is so short, when she gets on an airplane, her feet touch the ground.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she breaks a sweat just trying to sit down.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to copy and paste on a piece of paper.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't climb the mountain – she hires Sherpas to carry her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a scarecrow run away in fear.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot asks her for grooming tips.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even walk her thoughts.

Yo mama is so stupid, she asked a vacuum cleaner for directions to the mall.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a shoebox as a bunk bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said 'Sorry, no professionals'.