Yo mama is so ugly, when she played hide and seek, they found her in the dark.

Yo mama is so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Yo mama is so greasy, people use her forehead to fry eggs.

Yo mama is so tall, when she did a somersault, she kicked God in the chin.

Yo mama is so tall, when she sleeps, she uses a belt as a blanket.

Yo mama is so slow, when she walks, she makes a sloth look like Usain Bolt.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat makes Crisco jealous.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gives you a hug, it's like a Velcro trap.

Yo mama is so tall, when she goes to the movies, she sits in the emergency exit row.

Yo mama is so slow, when she walks in a race, she's in the next time zone.

Yo mama is so greasy, she's like a Slip 'N Slide without the fun.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Cheerios was a soup.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays the race car game, she gets lapped by the spectators.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats salad dressing.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a tampon and calls it his'n'hers.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies in a dollhouse.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to a construction site and tripped over the blueprints.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and caused an eclipse.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to school, they studied her in history class.