Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama's so lazy, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so dumb, she went to a bakery to see how doughnuts were made.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper said, 'What cage did you escape from?'

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said 'Concentrate'.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, it starts to lose interest.

Yo mama's so lazy, when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.

Yo mama's so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

Yo mama's so lazy, when she saw a 'Wet Paint' sign, she got a brush and added her signature.

Yo mama's so clumsy, when she tried to take a selfie, she knocked out the front camera.

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats cooking oil.

Yo mama's so slow, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't chase her dreams - she rides them.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they locked her in the gorilla cage.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, 'To be continued.'

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama's so mean, she made a happy meal cry.