Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a yellow dress, she looks like a #2 pencil.

Yo mama is so unorganized, she has to make an appointment to find her calendar.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts the 'fun' in 'funeral'.

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked the bartender for a 'bar code'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in when TV commercials ask for donations.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took pictures of her.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs up on telemarketers.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she uses the treadmill, she only runs downhill.

Yo mama is so old, she co-wrote the 10 Commandments.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to cross the street, she got a parking ticket.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to comb her hair.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, they mistake her for Bigfoot.

Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama's so greasy, when she wore a yellow coat, people yelled 'Caution, wet floor!'

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so lazy, when she goes to a drive-thru, she orders a delivery.

Yo mama's so short, when she went to see Santa Claus, he asked her what she wanted for Christmas.

Yo mama's so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes'.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, whales sing 'We Are Family' to her.