Yo mama is so poor, she walks around with a jar of dirt and calls it her savings account.

Yo mama is so hairy, every time she goes to the zoo, the monkeys throw bananas at her.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her 9 months to watch the movie '127 Hours'.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the optometrist to get a new WiFi password.

Yo mama is so tall, when she goes swimming, people yell 'Shark!'

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a part-time job standing in elevator.

Yo mama is so small, she does handstands under the door.

Yo mama is so messy, when she asked me to pick up my socks, I didn't know where my feet were.

Yo mama is so loud, she's the reason we can't have nice things.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, her family prays after they eat.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she went to the beach, the oil spilled warning signs came out.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a concussion trying to jump to conclusions.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she can trip over a wireless connection.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her if we could hang out, she said 'On what tree?'

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw a sign that said 'Wet Floor,' she went and got a mop.

Yo mama is so short, she can do limbo under a toothpick.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she swallowed a meatball, she thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to space, NASA thought a new planet was discovered.

Yo mama is so short, she can parachute off a curb.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a yellow coat, she looks like a pencil.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she dreams, she dreams about sleeping.