Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the doorbell, it plays a recording of her voice saying, 'Come in.'

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a phone number in football.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot is jealous of her legs.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in because it's free food.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for pictures in an ant farm.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to get a haircut, the stylist said 'I quit!'

Yo mama is so clumsy, she walked towards the door and missed.

Yo mama is so broke, she couldn't even pay attention.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches television on the microwave.

Yo mama is so slow, she studied for a urine test.

Yo mama is so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama is so mean, her tears could cure cancer, too bad she's never cried.

Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a poncho, people mistake her for a bouncer.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tries to high-five, it's a low-five.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she brought a ladder to a spelling bee.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, the animals hide.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she checks herself in.

Yo mama is so forgetful, when she went to the airport, she ended up in space.

Yo mama is so tall, she had to call the fire department to get out of bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a room, the rats jump on chairs.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for the shopping.